The screws must be sure not to show obvious favouritism inside. Sure, they have lags who they can chat and get on with, but the psychos will notice and start kicking off if the pretty boys on the wing seem to get an easy ride. So this is a formality. They know this guy is too cute to get caught with anything on him. He has his entourage of lackies to carry the can. Still, they relish having this guy totally nude so they can have a good old look at all his private parts. As do we!